because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!
ABSURDICAL IMMA GET THIS FOR YOU
HEY WHAT ABOUT ME
Surely this is more of an Easter ornament…?
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Welp, I know what I’m doing with the rest of my summer.
I created a Dailymotion account to upload my recorded Living Single episodes. Only seasons two through five will be posted since the first season is available on DVD (Amazon.com, Target.com, Walmart.com and WBShop.com). The drawbacks to the videos are that the commercials are included. Also they aren’t the greatest of quality. Sorry about that.
- 2.01: There’s Got to Be a Morning After
- 2.02: I Love This Game
- 2.03: They’ve Gotta Have It
- 2.04: Working Nine to Nine-Fifteen
- 2.05: Bristle While You Work
- 2.06: School Daze
- 2.07: Am I My Sister’s Keeper
- 2.08: Trick or Trust
- 2.09: Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
- 2.10: Double Indignity
- 2.11: My Cups Runneth Over
- 2.12: Thanks for Giving
- 2.13: A Hair-Razing Experience
- 2.14: There’s No Ship Like Kinship
- 2.15: Singing the Blues
- 2.16: Play Ball
- 2.17: Stormy Weather
- 2.18: The Last Temptation
- 2.19: Legal Briefs
- 2.20: If the Crew Fits
- 2.21: Space Invaders
- 2.22: Another Saturday Night
- 2.23: Who’s Scooping Who?
- 2.24: Raw Talent
- 2.25: To Grandmother’s House We Go
- 2.26: Talk Showdown
- 2.27: The Shake-Up
- 3.01: Come Back Little Diva
- 3.02: The Ex-File
- 3.03: On the Rebound
- 3.04: Grumpy Old Man
- 3.05: Rags to Riches
- 3.06: The James Bond
- 3.07: The Handyman Can
- 3.08: He Works Hard for the Money
- 3.09: Baby I’m Back… Again
- 3.10: Mr. Big Shot
- 3.11: Mommy Not Dearest
- 3.12: The Following Is a Sponsored Program
- 3.13: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow… Dammit!
- 3.14: I’m Ready for My Close-Up
- 3.15: Scoop Dreams
- 3.16: Likes Father, Likes Son
- 3.17: Wake Up to the Break-Up
- 3.18: Tibby or Not Tibby
- 3.19: Shrink to Fit
- 3.20: Dear John
- 3.21: A Raze in Harlem
- 3.22: Woman to Woman
- 3.23: Glass Ceiling
- 3.24: Kiss of the Spider Man
- 3.25: Whatever Happened to Baby Sister?
- 3.26: Compromising Positions
- 3.27: The Engagement - Part 1
- 4.01: The Engagement - Part 2
- 4.02: Ride the Maverick
- 4.03: Not Quite Mr. Right
- 4.04: Not So Silent Partner
- 4.05: Moi the Jury
- 4.06: Multiple Choice
- 4.07: I’ve Got You Under My Skin
- 4.08: School’s Out Forever
- 4.09: Do You Take This Man’s Wallet?
- 4.10: Virgin Territory
- 4.11: Riot on the Set
- 4.12: Doctor in the House
- 4.13: Mother Inferior
- 4.14: The Clown That Roared
- 4.15: Back in the Day
- 4.16: Oh, Solo Mio
- 4.17: Playing House
- 4.18: Swing Out Sisters
- 4.19: Moonlight Savings Time
- 4.20: Living Single Undercover
- 4.21: One Degree of Separation
- 4.22: Too Good to Screw
- 4.23: Papa Was a Rolling Stone
- 4.24: Never Can Say Goodbye
- 5.01: Love Don’t Live Here Anymore - Part 1
- 5.02: Love Don’t Live Here Anymore - Part 2
- 5.03: High Anxiety
- 5.04: Reconcilable Differences
- 5.05: The Best Laid Plans
- 5.06: Up the Ladder Through the Roof
- 5.07: He’s the One
- 5.08: Three Men and a Buckeye
- 5.09: Forgive Us Our Trespasses
- 5.10: Misleading Lady
- 5.11: In Your Dreams
- 5.12: To Catch a Thief
- 5.13: Let’s Stay Together
Those frogs have demon eyes, and the yellow stuff they’re sitting on is clearly the flames of hell.
Check-out the dead-eyed frog canisters my mom found in the basement. Apparently they were a wedding present she didn’t want to throw out, so she chucked them in the basement for 30+ years.
I emailed the picture to my roommate pretending to be excited about taking them to the apartment, but the joke backfired because she apparently genuinely thought they were cute. (Or is a much better prankster than I am.)
Hopefully someone at the thrift store will think the same.
I still find them very off-putting.
ReTumble to WIN a mini Godzilla!
See RiffTraxLive: GODZILLA ‘98 Thurs Aug 14th
More info: http://www.rifftrax.com/godzilla